A man called over to his neighbour one morning: "That must have been a hell of a party you had last night. Didn't you hear me thumping on the wall?" "No," said the neighbour, "but don't worry about it. We were making a fair bit of noise ourselves." My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there who were deaf. They were so good. Zach Galifianakis