Getting into Heaven: what's the worst thing you've done? These 3 guys have died and are waiting to get into heaven, and St. Peter has his checklist, marking off items to see if they can pass though the pearly gates. Peter asks the first one, ""What's the worst thing you did during your life?"" and the guy answers, ""Well, once I cheated on my wife."" ""ah-huh, and when was that?"" Peter asks, penciling that in on is clipboard. The guy says, ""Oh, about 20 years ago"" And Peter writes that down, looks at him and says, ""OK, you can pass"" and the guy walks through the gates to Heaven. The second guy gets the same question, and says ""Well I lied to my wife, I told her I liked her cooking"" Peter asks, ""and when did you last do that?"" The guy answers, ""Maybe 10 years ago"" Peter checks that off and says the guy can pass, and walks through the gates into Heaven. So the last guy is asked, ""What's the worst thing you've done in your life?"" The guy says, ""Well, I can't think of anything. I haven't cheated or lied to my wife, I've been good."" Peter levels a gaze at him and says, ""Sir, no one but our Savior is perfect, surely you've done something you're ashamed of?"" The guy thinks for a while and says, ""OK, well, there was this one time I peed all over a policeman's boots"" Peter smiles, ""OK, were making progress,"" as he marks that on his list, ""and how long ago did you do that?"" The guy pauses again, and then replies, ""about 5 minutes ago.""