Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas

Did you hear about the terrorist attack in France last night? The police say the guy was not motivated, but other than that, all they know is that he wasn't very Nice

Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?

Guy, who does not speak french went to France for a looong trip. On one night, in a bar, a lovely waitress hands him a paper towel with something written on it. Since he does not speak french, he asks english speaking bartender to translate it for him. Bartender reads the words on a paper and imediately has the guy thrown out of the bar. Shocked, the guy goes to the police station and demands explanation and an apology. When he gives the paper to the policemen to check, they imediatelly beat the…