Cop: we know you're in there. Me in a French accent: I am not ere, I am in France. Cop: when will you be back? Me: je ne comprends pas

A German tourist in France. A German tourist arrives at a French airport. Immigration officer asks him: ""Occupation?"" The German replies: ""No, no, just visiting.""

Don't you guys think that Team America: World Police predicted the terrorist attack in france?

Guy, who does not speak french went to France for a looong trip. On one night, in a bar, a lovely waitress hands him a paper towel with something written on it. Since he does not speak french, he asks english speaking bartender to translate it for him. Bartender reads the words on a paper and imediately has the guy thrown out of the bar. Shocked, the guy goes to the police station and demands explanation and an apology. When he gives the paper to the policemen to check, they imediatelly beat the…