My wife has just left me, taking my satellite dish and Bob Marley collection. No woman, no Sky.#Bob Marley#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge? ""No, Woman, no pie.""#Bob Marley#Fridge#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm only watching the royal wedding for the bishop. I've always wanted to see a person who only moves diagonally.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
My wife reads two books a week and I just told my son that an idiom is a group of idiots.#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Kobe Bryant's Wife filing for divorce. I bet somewhere right now Kim Kardashian is plotting..#Kobe Bryants#Kim Kardashian#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp