Hamburgler: Success! Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect.

she like a man in uniform so the mcdonalds outfit here 2 stay

If bars can say no to drunk people why won't McDonalds say no to fat people?

I can't wait till I have kids so I can drive slowly past McDonalds and tell them there's food at home when they ask for some..