The Three Randies Three friends have gotten together for their weekly drinks and chat and they are all discussing their new boyfriends. By coincidence, all three of the boyfriends are named ""Randy"". This, of course, causes confusion as to which Randy they are discussing. The friends decide to give their boyfriends nicknames so as to avoid confusion, and decide to name their beaus after various soda pops. Friend #1 says ""I'm gonna call my boyfriend Randy Seven-Up, because he's got seven inches, and he's always up!"". The friends share a hearty laugh, down a shot, and look to friend #2. Friend #2 says ""I'm gonna call my boyfriend Randy Mountain Dew, because he likes to mount and do it!."" The friends share a hearty laugh, down a shot, and look to friend #3. Friend #3 thinks for a moment and says ""I'm gonna call my boyfriend Randy Jack Daniels."" The other two look at each other, confused, and say ""But Jack Daniels is a hard liquor!"" Friend #3 smiles and winks and says ""That's my Randy!""