A guy walks into a bar and orders 10 whiskey shots, 5 tequila shots, and 12 rum shots all in one glass The bartender obliges and pours out this concoction, the man proceeds to down the entire glass in one shot. The bartender says ""Whoah, whoah, whoah! What's going on buddy?"" The guy responds ""You'd drink like this too if you had what I have,"" and the bartender asks, ""What have you got?"" The man replies ""A dollar"" and walks out of the bar.