Seaman and the Pirate A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies, ""We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."" ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about your hook""? ""Well"", replied the pirate, ""We were boardin…

Seaman A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies ""I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off"". ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about the hook""? ""Well..."", replied the pirate, ""We were boarding an enemy ship and were bat…

Two disabled people at a school dance. A man with a fake eye made of wood is at his high school dance. He is the only disabled person other than a woman with a prosthetic leg. They've had a thing for each other for a while now, so he asks her the question. Boy: Would you like to dance? Girl: Oh, Wouldn' I!? Boy: PEG LEG! PEG LEG! PEG LEG!

Two college students have a crush. The signs are all there. Sally has been caught gazing at Joe, and Joe is always slurring his words while talking to her. The strange thing about this to-be relationship is that Sally and Joe have something in common. Joe has a fake eye. He lost his when he was a child. Sally has a prosthetic leg. She lost hers last year when she was riding a four-wheeler. Finally, someone throws a party. Sally and Joe are both invited. They both show up the the party and get bu…