A girl with a peg leg goes to her high school dance... And she is slowly walking around, sad that nobody wanted to dance with her. Right before she was about to leave a boy with a wooden eye walks up and asks her to dance. To which she replies ""Would I! Would I!"" The boy is angered anD snaps back at her. ""Peg Leg! Peg Leg!

Seaman and the Pirate A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch. The seaman asks, ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies, ""We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."" ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about your hook""? ""Well"", replied the pirate, ""We were boardin…

Seaman A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and they take turns to tell their adventures on the seas. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg leg, hook, and an eye patch. Curious, the seaman asks ""So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"" The pirate replies ""I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off"". ""Wow!"" said the seaman. ""What about the hook""? ""Well..."", replied the pirate, ""We were boarding an enemy ship and were bat…

Two college students have a crush. The signs are all there. Sally has been caught gazing at Joe, and Joe is always slurring his words while talking to her. The strange thing about this to-be relationship is that Sally and Joe have something in common. Joe has a fake eye. He lost his when he was a child. Sally has a prosthetic leg. She lost hers last year when she was riding a four-wheeler. Finally, someone throws a party. Sally and Joe are both invited. They both show up the the party and get bu…