Blonde Smarts *Note; this joke as I originally heard it involves blondes by convention; if you're offended by this stereotyping, replace it with your own generic cultural symbol of dullness. --- Blondes around the world began getting tired of being constantly mocked. The taunts were beginning to get to them, and the poor blondes were not going to tolerate being the butt of every joke any more. ""We are not as dumb as you think,"" they proclaimed, ""and we will go to whatever lengths necessary to…

A blonde and a lawyer are sitting next to one another on a long flight. Bored, and thinking he could have some fun with her, the lawyer leans over and offers to play a game. ""We take turns asking each other questions. If you cannot answer my question correctly, you must give me $10. If I cannot answer a question of yours correctly, I will give you $100. Deal?"" The blonde agrees to play, and they exchange a few simple questions, both getting correct answers. Then the lawyer decides to ask some …

A blonde is sitting by a lawyer on a plane ride. On the ride the lawyer gets a little borde, he notices the blonde sitting beside him looking the same way. So he taps on the blonde's shoulder and asked her "do you want to play a game?" The blonde knowing he was a lawyer with his briefcase and suit; gives a sigh and said "I think I'd rather rest" So the lawyer says "ok" and leaves here alone. About a few minutes later the lawyer gets a Idea! He taps the blond on the shoulder again, and says "…

A lawyer is sitting on a plane... ...and he notices that there's a blonde woman sitting next to him, looking like she's about to fall asleep. He thinks quickly, *how do I make some money off of this dumb blonde?* He suddenly has a great idea, and leans over, tapping her on the shoulder. She blinks at him. "Hm? What is it?" He replies, "Hey... do you want to play a little game? Come on, it'll be fun!" She turns her head back to the window and mumbles, "No thanks... I want to go back to sleep.…