The widow A older woman's husband died and she is sitting at the kitchen table letting his ashes sift through her fingers. Harry, do you remember the jewelry I always wanted but you would never buy? See my diamond necklace and matching bracelet? I have them now. Thank you. Remember the furs you did not want to spend the money for? This is my mink and I have a sable upstairs. I have them now. Thank you. How about the vacations we could never afford? I leave today for The French Rivera with my 22 …

I never remember silly things A few old couples used to get together to talk about life and to have a good time. One day one of the men, Harry, started talking about this fantastic restaurant he went to the other night with his wife. ""Really?"", one of the men said, what's it called? After thinking for a few seconds the Harry said, ""what are those good smelling flowers called again?"" ""Do you mean a rose? the first man questioned. ""Yes that's it,"" he exclaimed. Looking over at his wife he s…

Frank and Harry are at their golf club... As Frank gets set to take his swing, a funeral procession goes by. He steps back, takes his hat off and holds it over his heart. Harry walks over, puts his hand on Frank's shoulder and says ""That was a thoughtful thing to do"". To which Frank replies ""It was the least I could do, we were married for 30 years.""

A wife with a girlfriend A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, ""Our marriage has never been that great, but this year has been the absolute worst between my husband and I. Harry often yells at me, criticizes me, puts me down, plus he never helps out with anything around the house, and I keep getting the feeling that he's screwing his secretary. I can't eat, I can't sleep...in fact, I've already lost eight pounds this month alone!"" ""Well, why don't you du…