Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl.""

So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month""

An Atheist Walks Into A Bar... An Atheist walks into a bar with God, Thor, and Zeus. The bartender looks at him and says ""Drinking alone again, I see...""

So Thor hears about the other gods coming down to Earth for a good time ... and decides to try it out for himself. Meets a girl in bar and they get hot and heavy all night. At the end, he decides to tell her how he's honoured her: ""I am Thor!"" And the girl says: ""You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't pith.""