Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me.""

Scandanavian Booty Call What did the Norse goddess say to Thor when he drunk dialed her? ""I aint no Valhalla back girl.""

So Thor walks into a bar.. Thor falls to the ground and Loki laughs ""that must have happened at least Thor hundred times this month""

So Thor hears about the other gods coming down to Earth for a good time ... and decides to try it out for himself. Meets a girl in bar and they get hot and heavy all night. At the end, he decides to tell her how he's honoured her: ""I am Thor!"" And the girl says: ""You're thor? I'm tho thor I can't pith.""