Roy Hodgson is on the Jonathan Ross show. Afterwards the host takes his guest down to the local pub. They leave the pub completely smashed and Roy and Jonathan decide to break into a distillery. Roy is the first to open a cask, tastes it, and asks Jonathan, ""Is this whiskey?"" Jonathan replies, ""Not as wisky as wobbing a bank!""

Nigeria's president is up for re-election. Good luck Jonathan!

So I have this friend Jonathan... Jon's been on a bit of a dry spell with the ladies lately. I suppose I should tell you a bit about Jonathan. He's a bit hard of hearing, but the ladies still love him despite that and his slightly diminutive stature, probably because he's usually the life of the party, buying drinks, etc. Anyway, back to the problem at hand. We went to lunch the other day at a nice, quiet cafe. We started chatting about the usual, work, sports, whatever, but it came clear that J…

stat10060 So I got an email out of the blue from this guy from UCD (a university in Dublin) thinking that I was his Stats lecturer. Something tells me that he is not the brightest student in the class.. On Tuesday, April 9, 2013, Justin N****** wrote: Hi Jason, I was just wondering if is OK to drop the stat labs in the stat 10060 box, or if not when is the next lab that I could drop it in to. Thanks again On 9 April 2013 20:57, Jonathan W*** <w***j@tcd.ie> wrote: Don't worry about coming t…