An architect was exploring Asia When he found himself lost, he asked a stranger where he was. The stranger replied ""Soviet Russia"". The architect thanks her and journey to the next archeological site. He is in a cave, looking for early human marks, when all of a sudden, he sees a round thing with a timer. He realized its a bomb and is almost at the peak of his discovery. He panics, it he remembered how to disarm the bomb. He does what he was told to when he learned it before. He sighs a sigh of relief, and when he turns back to the ancient drawings, he screams in pain as his arms fly off. He remembers ""In Soviet Russia you don't disarm bomb, bomb disarms you!""