[high seas] FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again PIRATE: Land Ho! FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude#First Mate#Marriage#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
*goes to Australia *sees hot girl *asks if she wants to be my first mate *winks forever *gets punched down under#First Mate#Australia#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[high seas] FIRST MATE: The men be ready to attack PIRATE: Arr! FIRST MATE: Oh sorry...the men "are" ready to attack#First Mate#Pirate#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I'm feeling C6#First Mate#Military#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp