A lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector A Lawyer, representing a wealthy art collector called him and said, ""Paul, I have some good news and I have some bad news."" The art collector replied, ""I've had an awful day; Let's hear the good news first."" The lawyer said, ""Well, I met with your wife today and she informed me that she invested $1,500 in two pictures that she thinks will bring a minimum of $15-20 million. And I think she could be right."" Paul replied enthusiastically, ""Well done! My wife is a brilliant businesswoman! You've just made my day. Now I know I can handle the bad news. What is it?"" The lawyer replied, ""The pictures are of you & your secretary.""