A burglar breaks into a couple's house at night However, he's discovered by the couple, so he pulls out a knife and puts it at the wife's throat. 'What's your name?' asks the burglar. 'I like to know the name of my victims!' 'Elisabeth,' she answers frailly. 'Oh, my mother's called Elisabeth as well!' says the burglar. 'I can't kill someone who reminds me of her!' So he jumps to the husband with the knife. 'And you, what's *your* name?' he questions the husband. The husband replies with a trembl…

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Gospel of Andrew: Jesus Chooses the 12 Disciples Jesus summoned His twelve disciples and gave them authority over unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal every kind of disease and every kind of sickness. Now the names of the twelve apostles are these: The first, Simon, who is called Peter, and Andrew his brother; and James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother; Philip and Bartholomew; Matthew the tax collector; James the son of Alphaeus, and Judas Thaddaeus, Simon the Zealot, and Judas…

Gospel of Andrew: Jesus Appoints the 12 Disciples Jesus summoned His twelve disciples and gave them authority over unclean spirits, to cast them out, and to heal every kind of disease and every kind of sickness. Now the names of the twelve apostles are these: The first, Simon, who is called Peter, and Andrew his brother; and James the son of Zebedee, and John his brother; Philip and Bartholomew; Thomas and Matthew the tax collector; James the son of Alphaeus, and Judas Thaddaeus, Simon the Zealo…