A laptop made in the United States is a portable device. A laptop made in Mexico is a deportable device.#United States#Mexico#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals... ...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.#Mexico#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
United States: There's 5280 feet in one mile. Rest of the World: What even is that? United States: Lol, we made it up.#United States#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Border Security Idea: Make the door to Mexico too small for sombreros.#Mexico#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I threw a parking cone at someone. I am the drunkest person in the United states.#United States#Driving#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp