How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight. How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose. Why are criminals so hard to catch in Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA. What does an Alabaman call a six-pack and a dead possum? A seven-course meal. Since state jokes seem to …

Three guys go hunting The first guy, from Georgia, walks off from the hunting camp and returns an hour later with a deer. The other two hunters ask him how he did it. ""Found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the deer."" The second guy, from Alabama, walks off and returns with a bear. The other two guys ask him how he did it. ""Found the tracks, followed the tracks, shot the bear."" The third guy, from San Francisco, walks off and returns all beaten up and battered. The other two guys ask hi…

Huntin' License A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack. ""Three rabbits,"" Jed said. The warden said, ""Let me see one of those rabbits."" So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butthole, pulled it out, smelled it and said, ""This is a Georgia rabbit."" Then the warden said, ""Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."" So…

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama?,"If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight. How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose. Why are criminals so hard to catch in Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA. What does an Alabaman call a six-pack and a dead possum? A seven-course meal. Since state jokes seem to…