Huntin' License A man named Jed went hunting near the border of Alabama and Georgia. When he was going back to his truck, a game warden came up to him and asked him what he had in the sack. ""Three rabbits,"" Jed said. The warden said, ""Let me see one of those rabbits."" So Jed pulled out one of the rabbits. The warden stuck his finger in the rabbit's butthole, pulled it out, smelled it and said, ""This is a Georgia rabbit."" Then the warden said, ""Let me see your Georgia huntin' license."" So…

How do we know the toothbrush was invented in Alabama? If it had been invented anywhere else, it would be called a teethbrush. What's the latest invention to come out of the UA engineering program? A solar-powered flashlight. How can you tell if someone's a UA graduate? Look at the ring while they're picking their nose. Why are criminals so hard to catch in Alabama? Everyone has the same DNA. What does an Alabaman call a six-pack and a dead possum? A seven-course meal. Since state jokes seem to …

A trucker was hauling a load of bowling balls across the South. As he's cruising down the highway in Alabama, he passes two black boys traveling down the road on a bike. He ignores them and continues down the road a bit before stopping at a diner to eat some delicious chicken-fried steak. After he's finished eating, it begins to rain, and he continues back out on the road. After a few minutes it really begins to pour down. He passes the same two black boys on their bicycle, who are completely so…

There were two old boys from Alabama who loved to fish They wanted to do some ice fishing that they'd heard about in Canada, so they took off to try it. The lake was frozen nicely, so they stopped just before they got to the lake at a little bait shop and got all their tackle. One of them said, ""We're going to need an ice pick."" After they got their equipment, they took off. In about two hours, one of them was back at the shop and said, ""We're going to need another dozen ice picks."" He sold …