Stalin loses his pipe After seeing off the Armenian delegation, Stalin looks forward to a relaxing smoke. He searches his drawer for his pipe, but can't find it. He phones is KGB headman, Lavrentiy Beria. *""Comrade Beria. Chase after the delegation and see if they have my pipe.""* 10 minutes later, Stalin phones Beria again. *""Forget it Comrade. I found my pipe in another drawer.""* *""What a pity""*, Beria says. *""They all confessed""*.