It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.

Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before

If I was Snow White you'd never be able to kill me with an apple...you'd have to poison an eclair or something...

Snow White is my favorite Disney movie about a man trying to hook up with a woman who just wants to sleep.