I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia

It's like the only thing my kids learned from Snow White is that fruit is horribly poisonous.

I love how Prince Charming is so dumb he doesn't recognize Cinderella without her shoe.

Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up.