I'd be super bummed if my Prince Charming rode in on a white horse because you'd think he could at least afford a Kia

Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before

Sleeping Beauty has a pretty good situation going on until Prince Charming came and screwed it up.

I'm gonna go out on a limb here and maybe Prince Charming just doesn't like whiny bitches?