What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity? Damn, son. It's about time!#Einsteins#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Einstein's mother asks him ""are you happy."" Einstein replies ""relatively.""#Einsteins#Einstein#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels? Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!#Albert#Einsteins#Money#Parents+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp