An Englishman, A German, and a Mexican... ...are at the Olympic stadium unsuccessfully trying to get in to watch the events without tickets. The Englishman sees that next to the stadium there is a construction site. He walks over and picks up a large construction hammer and takes it to the stadium entrance. The security guard says ""where is your ticket?"" The Englishman says: Michael Kensington, hammer throw..I'm late The guard lets him in right away. The German, seeing this, walks to the construction site and picks up a steel bar and takes it to the entrance. The security guard says ""where is your ticket?"" The German says: Maximillian Von Heidelberg: Javelin...I am late. The guard lets him in right away. The Mexican, seeing this, walks over the to construction yard and takes a few planks of wood and some steel cable to the entrance. The security guard says ""where is your ticket?"" The Mexican says: Juan Carlos De Los Parlotes De Amadeo, fencing.