What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners? Use the forks Luke.#Luke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"#Luke#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.#Luke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn#Luke#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp