"i am trapped in a loveless marriage help me obi-wan you're my only hope" "use divorce, luke"

Yoda: *dies and fades away* Luke: Thank God. I was so sick of his backward talking. Ghost Yoda: Heard that, I did.

Luke is so old now he just uses the Force to keep the neighborhood kids off his lawn

Matthew 28, John 20. Luke 24, Mark 21. That means Matthew and Luke will meet in the finals.