Buddhist, Catholic and a Mormon are talking about their families. The Buddhist turns to the others and says, ""raising four kids is tough, if my wife and I have another I'm going to have a basketball team!"" The Catholic chuckles and responds, ""Four? I have TEN kids, if my wife and I have one more I'll have a football team!"" The Mormon shrugs, ""If I get any more wives I'm going to have a golf course.""