Me: Do you love me? 13: Silence Husband: if you don't tell your mother you love her we are going to make out at your next soccer game.

Me: "This new flavour of Pringles is horrible." Wife: "You're eating a tube of tennis balls."

To the woman that told her husband to "bite my ballsack" at the store today,I golf clapped because you won life.

Watch closely as the husband quietly approaches the calm children, riles them up into a frenzy, then slyly escapes to watch football.