A blonde and a red head met in a bar after work... ...for a drink, and were watching the 6 o'clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn't jump, and the redhead replied, ""I'll take that bet!"" Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed. The redhead said, ""I can't take this, you're my friend. I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 o'clock news, so I can't take your money."" The blond…

A redditor walks in to bar... The bartender says, ""what'll you have?"" ""It's been so long since I've had a good laugh"", replies the redditor. ""I'll give you $100 if you can tell me a joke I haven't heard before."" ""That sounds easy enough"", replies the bartender. ""I should warn you"", the redditor says, ""I browse /r/jokes so I've heard them all over and over and over again"". Curious, the bartender pulls out his phone and browses /r/jokes for a few minutes. ""How about this?"" he asks, "…

Two blond cowboys... Two blond cowboys (duke and matt) walk into a saloon. While they are at the bar, a man walks in and put an Indian head on the bar. The bartender hands the man $100. The two blond cowboys ask why. The bartender says. ""Indians killed my family. I'll pay a $100 for every Indian head brought to me."" The two cowboys decide to get some money. They ride out on the Prarie and spot an indian. They begin chasing him and he falls into a ravine. They see he is dead so they climb down …

So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke.