A farmer in France sees a foreigner bending down next to the river. The foreigner leans over and voraciously scoops up water from the river to drink using his right hand. He gulps down the water hungrily, much to the farmer's shock. The farmer runs over to the foreigner and tries to warns him in French: ""Monsieur, ce n'est pas sain! Mes animaux pisse et merde dans cette riviere."" (Sir, that's not healthy! My animals piss and shit in that river.) The man stands up and looks at the farmer and says in English: ""I don't understand what you're saying. Can't any of you damned Frenchman speak English?!"" To which the farmer replies: ""Oh yes of course sir. I was just saying that if you use both hands you can drink much faster.""