Teacher: I wish you'd pay a little attention, David. David: I'm paying as little as I can, teacher.#David#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night#Ryan Lochte#School#Teacher#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I'm glad David married me for my brains. My glorius, perky, bouncy brains.#David#Marriage#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.#Work#Parents#Teacher#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp