A man walks into a bar... ...with nothing but a towel on. The bouncer stops him at the door and says, ""Sorry pal--no shirt, no shoes, no service."" So the man goes, ""What if I make it worth your while?"" The bouncer, taken aback, replies, ""Buddy, you've got nothing on but a towel. What could you possibly have that would make me change my mind?"" The man whispers into the bouncer's ear, and somehow is able to enter. He approaches the bar, and grabs a stool next to a beautiful lady, who shrieks in terror and screams, ""Help! This man just reached under his towel and crapped in his hands!!""