When I was in 3rd grade my teacher smoking in the classroom told us not to tell well I'm telling you now

[high school] Teacher: do u have your homework? Ryan Lochte: I was murdered last night

A cash bar on parent / teacher interview nights would be a great fundraiser for schools.

our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it