One day the triangle player of an orchestra gets very ill and goes to the hospital. He spends the entire day practising despite his fever and all his constant sneezing and sniffling. The next day, he goes home to find his house surrounded by police cars. He asks a police officer, ""What happened?"" The officer replies, ""Your conductor came by your house to talk to you while you were still at the hospital. He was really angry that you missed the rehearsal. When he got home and found that you weren't there he killed your entire family in anger."" The triangle player, stunned, looks deeply into the police officer's eyes and with a single tear running down his face, he asked the officer, ""The conductor wanted to talk to me?""