Man needs a new left eye. He goes to the doctor who tells him that with the miracle of modern science, as soon as there's a donor eye available similar to his current eye colour, he'll be able to get a transplant to replace his current glass eye. A few months go by and no news from the doctor, but as luck would have it, the man is driving down the road late at night when he sees a bike is smashed up by the side of the road. Pulling over quickly he sees that the biker is definitely deceased, but …

So I was driving along a country road... ...along a farm on my way to I-79 like I do every weekday morning... But today I come out of a curve, and saw a farmer's goat and pig right in the middle of the road, just looking at me, right before I struck the goat. I jammed on the brakes, skid a hundred feet, and sat there in shock (not even wanting to look back in the mirror to see what I had done.) I got out, see that the goat is dead, looked around, saw no one, and pushed the dead goat off to the s…

One day, a man had an accident at work, which resulted in him getting his eye gouged out. He was rushed to hospital, and, after awaking from an emergency operation, was told by the doctor that he'd been given a glass eye. The man looked in the mirror to see the result, and was shocked to see that, whereas his original eye colour was blue, his new glass eye was brown. The man was outraged. ''I can't walk around like this!!"" ""Sir,"" the doctor said, ""there is a severe shortage on blue eyes. We …

A farmer who's been involved in a terrible road accident with a large truck ended up in court fighting for a big compensation claim. ""I understand you're claiming damages for the injuries you're supposed to have suffered?"" Stated the counsel for the insurance company. ""Yes that's right"" replied the farmer nodding his head. ""You claim you were injured in the accident yet I have a signed police statement that says that when the attending police officer asked you how you were feeling you repli…