Dead pig found in front of the church The local priest called the police because a dead pig was left outside the front door of the church. When police arrived they were rather annoyed for having to deal with the problem. One officer pulled the priest aside and said ""it is really important that we do this for the community."" ""Indeed it is"" the priest replied. ""But I don't get it, I thought the priests took care of the dead?"" ""We do"" the priest replied, ""But we always notify the family first""