Signs you drink too much coffee - You answer the door before people knock. - Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. - You ski uphill. - You grind your coffee beans in your mouth. - You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse. - You lick your coffeepot clean. - You're the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don't even work there. - Your eyes stay open when you sneeze. - You chew on other people's fingernails. - Your T-shirt says, ""Decaffeinated coffee is the devil's blen…

The chase is on A man is driving really fast, and a police car is chasing him. Amazingly, the chase goes on for over twenty miles. The man finally stops his car and faces the wrath of the police officer. The police officer yells at him and says "I've been chasing you for twenty miles, you'd better have a damn good reason for not stopping. The man says, I am sorry officer, I've had a really bad week. I got fired on Monday, my dog died on Tuesday, the bank foreclosed on Wednesday and just last …

[OC] An old blacksmith was working in his shop... when there was a terrible accident. The fire in his forge had gone out of control and set fire to the shop. The blacksmith nearly lost his life. He was bedridden for many months and relied on the help of his children and grandchildren to feed him, bathe him, and take care of all of his needs. Eventually he was able to get back on his feet, though his outlook on life had turned quite grim. He was now able to take care of himself, but he had lost …

Majedar Chutkule: हंसने से हमारा खराब मूड तुरंत ठीक हो जाता है. टेंशन को दूर करने के लिए हंसना एक इंस्टेंट इलाज है. इसीलिए आपको हंसाने और गुदगुदाने के लिए हम लेकर आए हैं चुटकुलों का पिटारा. जिन्हें पढ़कर आपके चेहरे पर आ जाएगी प्यारी सी मुस्कान. > कर्मचारी- सर कुछ दिनों की छुट्टी चाहिए.बॉस- छुट्टी एक शर्त पर मिलेगी. ये बताओ कि 'कटप्पा ने बाहुबली को क्यों मारा?'कर्मचारी- सर हो सकता है बाहुबली ने कटप्पा को छुट्टी नहीं दी हो.बॉस- कितने दिन की छुट्टी चाहिये?> टीचर (स्ट…