Why shouldn't young people move to Egypt? Because only an old GIZA would live there!

Today at work a patient told me he had pyramid shaped cataracts in his eyes He was an old Giza

A tour guide at Giza was explaining how the Pyramids were 10,002 years old. Someone in the crowd asked, ""That's oddly specific, are you sure of that date."" ""Well, yes, quite sure, I was told they were 10,000 years old when I started working here 2 years ago.""

Why is the Sphinx in Giza? It wouldn't fit in the British Museum.