One beer please! *This is Starbucks!* Oh, my fault, I'm Bill.#Starbucks#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Watching my mother-in-law order at Starbucks is like watching a drunk gorilla try to start a car with a french fry.#Starbucks#Driving#Parents#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Me: Define Illegal Cop: You're drunk, riding a horse, shooting a gun and yelling 'For Narnia' Me: I want my lawyer.#Animals#Lawyer#Police#Bar+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Beer makes me feel invincible. Vodka makes me feel innvienceablrerrer. *falls down*#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp