A man goes to his doctor and says; Doc I think I'm addicted to twitter. Doc: Sorry, I don't follow you#Twitter#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Being popular on Twitter is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.#Twitter#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Being a Twitter elite is like being the most popular patient in the asylum.#Twitter#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you.#Twitter#Doctor#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Twitter should send notifications when you're about to get fired and divorced.#Twitter#Work#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp