Man 1: A plane is carrying 500 bricks, one brick suddenly drops, how many bricks are still in the plane? Man 2: Easy, 499. Man 1: Good, tell me three steps of putting an elephant into the fridge. Man 2: Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close it. Man 1: Good, tell me four steps of putting a giraffe into the fridge. Man 2: Open the fridge, pull the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the fridge. Man 1: It's lion king's birthday, all animals arrived but one, which one is it? Man 2: The giraffe. Man 1: An old lady crossed a stream which said to have a lot of crocodiles, how did she survive? Man 2: The crocodiles attend Lion King's birthday. Man 1: The old lady dies anyway, why? Man 2: She drowned? Old age? A crocodile remained? Man 1: No. The brick that fell from the airplane hit her.