A funny seires of events You have 5 bricks in an airplane and you throw one out the window. How many do you have left? 4. What are the three steps of putting an elephant in the fridge? Open the door, put the elephant in, and close the door. What are the four steps of putting a deer in the fridge? Open the door, take the elephant out, put the deer in, and close the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals, which two don't come? The deer and the elephant. A man is crossing a river…

Man 1: A plane is carrying 500 bricks, one brick suddenly drops, how many bricks are still in the plane? Man 2: Easy, 499. Man 1: Good, tell me three steps of putting an elephant into the fridge. Man 2: Open the fridge, put the elephant in, close it. Man 1: Good, tell me four steps of putting a giraffe into the fridge. Man 2: Open the fridge, pull the elephant out, put the giraffe in, close the fridge. Man 1: It's lion king's birthday, all animals arrived but one, which one is it? Man 2: The gir…

What happens when you put an elephant in the fridge? Dad asks little Johnny ""I don't know dad"" responds a perplexed Johnny. ""It gets cold"" Dad responds with a smirk. Little Johnny looks annoyed and tries to protest but is hit with the next question ""What happens when you put a giraffe in the fridge?"" Johnny tries to think knowing what a troll of a dad he has. He shrugs and says ""It gets cold?"" ""No, you dumbo, How can you put the giraffe in the fridge while the elephant is still in there…

Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were. The first man was an Engineer, The second man was an Accountant, The third man was a Chemist, and The fourth man was a Government Employee. To show off, the Engineer called his cat, ""T-square, do your stuff."" T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart. But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, …