An old man is dying... ...and he calls all his relatives to his bed, in order to hear his last wish. ""I always wanted to taste poop."" Everybody are shocked, they think the old man is going crazy. ""This is my last wish, i want to taste poop, please!"" You can't deny a man his last wish, so the old man's wife goes to the bathroom and does what she has to do, collects the product, puts it on a nice dish and she takes it to him. The old man looks at his grand-daughter and says: ""Please, you first."" First the girl yells no, but then she can't deny her lovely grandpa his last wish and she takes a bite. ""How does it taste?"" He asks. ""Well grandpa...how does it taste... how does it... it taste like shit! ""Like shit? Oh damn, i don't want it anymore!""