ME: my dog ate my homework TEACHER AT MY DOG FOOD CULINARY SCHOOL: that is good

The Tortured Life of a Tractor Enthusiast (Very Shaggy Dog Joke!) So there was this guy Dave, and Dave had always loved tractors despite being a city boy. Ever since he had been 5 years old he had wanted to own one in particular, a massive green John Deere with yellow wheels. For his tenth birthday his parents brought him a poster of this tractor and Dave worshipped it. He had this poster above his bed and would gaze at it for hours before he went to sleep. As soon as he was old enough Dave drop…

So, a blonde, an asian, and an african american are at lunch at school The blonde opens up her lunch box and sees a PB&J. She exclaims ""If I get PB&J one more time I'm going to kill myself."" The asian girl opens her lunch box and sees rice. She says ""If I get rice more time I'm going to kill myself."" The african american girl opens her lunch box and sees chicken. She goes ""If I get chicken one more time, I'm going to kill myself."" The next day they're all at lunch and the same thin…

There once was duck named Bill... Bill wanted to live a normal life just any other human kid, learnt to speak english, he learnt to eat human food. But it soon came time to start school, he didn't know how he was going to fit in with him being a duck and all the other students going there would be human, he figured he would just have to wing it.