Asian Girls Jokes

So, a blonde, an asian, and an african american are at lunch at school The blonde opens up her lunch box and sees a PB&J. She exclaims ""If I get PB&J one more time I'm going to kill myself."" The asian girl opens her lunch box and sees rice. She says ""If I get rice more time I'm going to kill myself."" The african american girl opens her lunch box and sees chicken. She goes ""If I get chicken one more time, I'm going to kill myself."" The next day they're all at lunch and the same thin…

A White girl, a Black girl and an Asian girl all need to screw in a light bulb... The white and Asian girls get their black boyfriends to do it. The black girl complains about the white and Asian girls having black boyfriends while getting her white boyfriend to do it. When they turn on the light they see an Asian guy curled up into a ball in the corner of the room crying and whispering ""...Someone do me.""

I asked my friend why i have a thing for short Asian girls. he said ""its because you want them to call you Godzilla in bed""

Why do Asian girls have small breasts? Because their fathers want them to have A's.

My friend that only dates Asian girls just started dating his ex-girlfriend again And I don't know if I should tell him.