Sure, the BMW symbol kind of looks like a sphincter, but I could already tell by the way you were driving.

((Sigh)) I would love to get a new BMW i8 It definitely will get the most gals per mile in city driving.

"Is that a car alarm going off? Someone must be trying to steal it I better call the police!" - literally no one ever

*wakes up to wife and son screaming* me: What are you guys yelling about? them: YOU'RE DRIVING